Exclusion Principle
Fermions are weird about each other in a standoffish way. Integer-spin particles are weird about each...
Phase Change
Even when you try to make nice, smooth ice cubes in a freezer, sometimes one of...
The Maritime Approximation
It works because a nautical mile is based on a degree of latitude, and the Earth...
Making Tea
No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the...
Seismologists
And even when they're not distracted, they usually get kicked out for illegal under-the-net 'subduction spikes'.
Infinite Armada Chess
Stockfish 16 suggests the unconventional opening 1. RuntimeError: Out of bounds memory access
Advent Calendar Advent Calendar
The growth rate of items per day may may seem absurd, but it's actually much less...
Second Stage
Hmm, they won't do in-flight delivery, so let's order a new first and second stage to...
Neutrino Modem
Our sysadmin accidentally won a Nobel Prize while trying to debug neutrino oscillation error correction.
D Combinatorics
Look, you can't complain about this after giving us so many scenarios involving N locked chests...
Arizona Chess
Sometimes, you have to sacrifice pieces to gain the advantage. Sometimes, to advance ... you have...
Proterozoic Rocks
These rocks are from a time before eyes, brains, and bones, pieces of a land warmed...
Probabilistic Uncertainty
"One popular strategy is to enter an emotional spiral. Could that be the right approach? We...
Sandwich Helix
The number one rule of string manipulation is that you’ve got to specify your encodings.
Temperature Scales
In my new scale, °X, 0 is Earths' record lowest surface temperature, 50 is the global...
Experimental Astrophysics
Our experiment will be expensive, but we believe it will produce important spin-offs, especially if we...
Bad Map Projection: The United Stralia
This projection distorts both area and direction, but preserves Melbourne.
Ravioli-Shaped Objects
It's a real accomplishment to mess up a ravioli recipe badly enough that the resulting incident...
Solar Protons
If any of you want to meet some cool local oxygen atoms, I can introduce you!
University Commas
The distinctive 'UCLA comma' and 'Michigan comma' are a long string of commas at the start...
Númenor Margaritaville
I see white shores, and beyond it, a far green country under a tequila sunrise.
Beamsplitters
Under quantum tax law, photons sent through a beamsplitter don't actually choose which path they took,...
Late Cenozoic
Our nucleic acid recovery techinques found a great deal of homo sapiens DNA incorporated into the...
Physics Lab Thermostat
Hopefully the HVAC people set it to only affect the AIR in the room.
Maslow's Pyramid
The local police, building inspector, and fire marshal are all contesting my 'safety' assertion, or would...
Tectonic Surfing
The worst is when you wipe out in the barrel and you're trapped for several million...
Every Scientific Field
Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.
Asteroid News
Their calculations show it will 'pass within the distance of the moon' but that it 'will...
Monocaster
My competitors say the tiny single tiny caster is unsafe, unstable, and offers no advantages over...
Water Filtration
You'd think the most expensive part would be the quark-gluon plasma chamber, but it's actually usually...
Slingshots
In my reboot, Dennis the Menace was just trying to send Mr. Wilson a nice comet,...
Lava Lakes
Hey, golf balls float on lava, so this should make recovering them from the hazards easier.