Arbs Want to Appraise Endeavor
Also a QXO/Beacon deal, a walnut investment vehicle and a Neom update.
Steak Dinners Sell ETFs
First Trust, Aspiration Partners, Millennium equity and Bitcoin reserves.
There Was a Texas Lottery Arbitrage
Also 23andMe’s board dynamics, Bio-Techne’s stock options and Goldman’s vice presidents.
Citi Hit Another Wrong Button
Also the big four hedge funds, memecoins are not securities, the CFPB gives up on Capital...
Citi Keeps Hitting the Wrong Buttons
Also losing a billion dollars is cool, CEO personal conduct, the crypto strategic reserve, State Street...
Buy Infowars for the Memes
Also asking questions about Tesla, bribing auditors and Never Alone Capital.
Robots Will Write the Macro Forecasts
Also BlackRock’s DEI-linked loans, Tesla’s related-party accounting and AI resumes for junior bankers.
The Job Is Service But the Goal Is Monetization
Also Elon Musk’s SEC case and wearables data for insurance.
JPMorgan Wants to Lend Companies Money
Also Adderall causes insider trading, predicting startup funding, pig butchering a bank and the executive vice...
ESG Isn’t Passive Anymore
13Ds, Ackman’s Berkshire, highest-paid hedge fund managers, X’s valuation and converting from a broker to an...
The Unicorns Are Zombies
Also Safe Superintelligence, OpenAI voting rights, the egg spot market, Libra and the Meet Kevin ETF.
Gold Is Worth More in New York
Also shareholder proposals, OpenAI, QRT and a picture of a house.
Not Everywhere Is Insider Trading
CFDs abroad, Vanguard advice, Dow tracking error and Metaplanet.
Sure Elon Musk Might Buy OpenAI
Also passthrough fees, memecoins and financial advisers who tell you how to give away all your...
Memecoin Pumps Are Just for Fun
CBS procedurals, Josh Allen MVP coin, SEC Crypto Task Force, RIP CFPB, volatility and some Treasuries...
Delaware Tempts Daktronics
Cumulative voting, Pimco vs. private credit, dumb rebalancing, antigravity propulsion, private jets to Ibiza and Strategy.
Private Credit Is the New Public Credit
Also TripAdvisor can leave Delaware, Bill Ackman tweets and deletes, and Enron is a memecoin.
Robinhood Wanted B*ts on the B*g G*me
10 years of Money Stuff, an emerging asset class, nothing is securities fraud, a sovereign wealth...
Texas Tempts Meta
Also Bally’s Chicago, a MicroStrategy pause, Bitcoin for college and prediction market manipulation.
Bloomberg - Are you a robot?
Andrew Left, hedge fund hiring, white knights, CBDCs and Enron 2.0.
Bloomberg - Are you a robot?
FartStrategy, minority ownership, IPO fee competition, SpaceX in ETFs and InfinityPools.
Bloomberg - Are you a robot?
Also Robinhood fines, private equity cell phones, sister-in-law insider trading and CFPB regulation of video games.
Bloomberg - Are you a robot?
Also narrow-ish banking, MicroStrategy miscellanea, defining AGI and breaking into DTC.
