I was parked in my parents' bedroom, flipping through the channels of countless historical dramas (you...
I was parked in my parents' bedroom, flipping through the channels of countless historical dramas (you can literally go through ten straight channels, and each time the screen changes, you'll see actresses in traditional dress, fighting back tears in disturbingly clear HD), Chinese nature documentaries (run little deer, ruuuun!), and mindless extended infomercials for the best Chinese dried dates you'll ever taste, or your...